Go check it out!
UPDATE:
Look at the story our crackhead reporters uncovered! Also, while our reporter may not have taken the zombie threat seriously, don’t listen to him. Bush is, amazingly, telling the truth on this one.
ROYTERS has really been getting to the bottom of the Sarah Palin stories. She’s got a nice bottom, FYI. We’ve learned the following:
1) She’s responsible for getting our Olympians drunk;
2) She’s going to pose in Playboy; and
3) You can get a poster of her from the RNC.
Most important, though, ROYTERS finally did what the mainstream media has been afraid to do and asked Joe Lieberman about his claim that he is still a Democrat. What did Lieberman say? What questions was he asked? Did he come off looking like the turd that he is? Well, that one’s obvious. Go to ROYTERS and check it out!
I finally made it back to my blog. I’m a little surprised by this as I have no blogging desire at all in the last couple of weeks. A few days after taking the bar, I tried to blog and I just didn’t have the desire to do it. I couldn’t think of anything to write about and I didn’t want to read any other blog. I waited another few days and I still had no desire to do any blogging. I thought about just reading other people’s blogs without doing my own blog, but something about that didn’t feel right.
So as it stands right now, I’m going to try to keep blogging. I’m not sure if I will continue to do so because I just haven’t had a desire to write about anything. I’ve been posting stuff over at the ROYTERS blog, so I’d recommend going there on a daily basis. If I do decide to hang up the blogging shoes, I’ll let you know. This may just be a temporary thing, we’ll see.
So, what’s been going since I’ve been gone?
I will be back to the blogging world in a little while. I need some time to drink reconstruct myself and get back to normal thinking. Keep checking out ROYTERS, I’ll probably keep updating that on a daily or semi-daily basis.